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The Worst Par I Ever Had

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JD Breen
Apr 10, 2021
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Atlanta, GA

April 10,  2021

Jesus, Moses, and an old man step to the tee on an over-the-water par-3. Jesus tees off first, and hits into the trap on the other side of the pond. Being Jesus, he walks across the lake, chips from the sand, and taps in for His par.

Next Moses hits, and lands in the same trap. Shaking off his frustration, Moses parts the pond, …

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