Atlanta, GA
March 24, 2019
“Do you want to stay?”
“Are you kidding me?”, replied my incredulous wife to her dorkish husband. “This is the best part. People ordinarily spend hundreds of dollars to see him.”
“Oh.”
At that moment, the lights dimmed, fireworks erupted, and Steve Harvey introduced Bruno Mars.
I can’t recall the last time the after-dinner band at …



