An Amusing Story

My younger son is in the midst of writing essays to apply for college. Below (in italics) is the essay the University of Georgia asked him to write, and the answer David provided.

The college admissions process can create anxiety. In an attempt to make it less stressful, please tell us an interesting or amusing story about yourself from your high school years that you have not already shared in your application.

I work hard, am a pretty good golfer, and have no hair. Otherwise, I have nothing in common with Michael Jordan. Except …